December 2011
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“Took a fake poop at work 10 min ago to play on my smart phone, but now I...”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top...
poppoppopwatchmuthafuckasdrop:
imgonnaruletheworldsomeday:
Just so I can say, “OH YEAH, YOU NEED ME NOW, DON’T YOU?”
ahahahaha
me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze
My ultimate hangover cure for today.
sadluck:
shower
two litre bottles of evian
must be wearing novelty socks
play skyrim + new vegas all day wrapped in a miffy duvet
have candle lit bath before bed whilst watching Dear John/Have a cry
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP on my own, in mi bed aw
Watchinveteratus:
OMG TRAMPOLINE
Best 12 second video ever.
"What's your favorite vegetable?"
scriptures:
Pizza.
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